Put that down, it’s not a weapon!
Get off your brother.
Stop touching it. It will grow!
Don’t jump off the couch. You are going to get hurt.
Yes, I know the difference between Iron Man and Captain America.
AIM for the water!
Stop swinging those sticks like they are light sabers.
Yes, you do need a bath.
Put down that frog!
You want cereal again? You already ate 4 bowls!
Oh really, you are training to become Jedi? Cool.
Pick your dirty underwear up and put it in the laundry basket.
Phew your shoes stink!
Don’t eat your boogies, that’s gross.
If I step on one more Lego, they are going in the trash.
Ouch! Put the Nerf gun down!
Wow, what a cool fort you built out of my clothes.
Everyday I learn something new from my boys & say things I never thought I would.
Have a son? What are some phrases you find yourself saying a lot?