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Put that down, it’s not a weapon!
Get off your brother.
Stop touching it. It will grow!
Calm down.
Don’t jump off the couch. You are going to get hurt.
Yes, I know the difference between Iron Man and Captain America.
AIM for the water!
Stop swinging those sticks like they are light sabers.
Yes, you do need a bath.
Put down that frog!
Stop wrestling.
You want cereal again? You already ate 4 bowls!
Oh really, you are training to become Jedi? Cool.
Pick your dirty underwear up and put it in the laundry basket.
Phew your shoes stink!
Don’t eat your boogies, that’s gross.
If I step on one more Lego, they are going in the trash.
Ouch! Put the Nerf gun down!
Wow, what a cool fort you built out of my clothes.
Everyday I learn something new from my boys & say things I never thought I would.
Have a son? What are some phrases you find yourself saying a lot?
{ 27 comments… read them below or add one }
“Pretending to pee on someone is not funny”
“Stop climbing on the table”
“Please stop climbing on me, I’m not a piece of furniture”
“Punching games are for Daddy”
YES! Punching games are for Daddy! Good one!
Please put your p—–s away. Said with a straight face when he whipped it out for comparison with a friend.
Susan´s last [type] ..Help! My husband has engineering disease.
I say that one often!
Tina @ Life Without Pink´s last [type] ..A Star Wars Conversation
I’ve said all those things at one time or another, except for my boys like to compare captain america and thor.
Corinne´s last [type] ..Quick Recap
Boys and their toys!
Tina @ Life Without Pink´s last [type] ..A Star Wars Conversation
“Stop climbing on me. I’m not a tree.”
“No, mommies don’t have those. Just boys and men.”
Great post. So glad to know it’s not just ME!
Liz´s last [type] ..The Summer of Liz
There are so many I have forgotten!
Tina @ Life Without Pink´s last [type] ..A Star Wars Conversation
Jumping on the couch and the “don’t touch that” seem to come out of my mouth multiple times a day! This list was too funny!
Barbara´s last [type] ..WTF Wednesday – Canine edition
My boys always have to be touching and jumping off things. I am so nervous they are going to get hurt. No fear!
Tina @ Life Without Pink´s last [type] ..A Star Wars Conversation
Love this! So familiar! And here are a few more:
“No, Mommy doesn’t have a penis.”
“When you grow up…”
“No, we can’t buy a bazooka.”
Charmin – The Momiverse´s last [type] ..Reduce your skin cancer risk {Skin Cancer Infographic}
Haha love the first one!
Tina @ Life Without Pink´s last [type] ..A Star Wars Conversation
HAHA I laughed out loud at each one of these. Oh the life of being a boy mom.
One I say a LOT is
“Please stop making up songs about your weiner.”
Completely ridiculous!
Jessica´s last [type] ..Dear Kevin
What is up with boys and their weiners? For real!
Tina @ Life Without Pink´s last [type] ..A Star Wars Conversation
I have pretty much said everything you have said.
Nolie´s last [type] ..5 Tips To Prepare Your Child For Kindergarten
And there are still more we say…I need a part 2, lol.
Tina @ Life Without Pink´s last [type] ..A Star Wars Conversation
The lego one made me laugh. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said that in the last week alone. And the super heroes? I never knew that a 4 year old could be so bossy and demanding to make sure that I KNOW that even though The Hulk and the Green Lantern are, in fact, both green that they are very different. Sheesh.
Courtney Kirkland´s last [type] ..Motherhood Robbed me of my Social Skills
They know everything about super heroes…and you are right – if you say something wrong they WILL correct you.
Tina @ Life Without Pink´s last [type] ..A Star Wars Conversation
Ohmygoodness, LOVE this and can so relate!
{Especially after starting with two girls, some of these were shockers when my ‘lil guy came around!
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Galit Breen´s last [type] ..Watching, and Seeing
Boys will be boys!
Tina @ Life Without Pink´s last [type] ..A Star Wars Conversation
Haha! This is my new favorite blog to read! I will add the following…
“No son, that lady is NOT pregnant…dont ask her about the baby in her belly!!”
“The cat/dog do NOT want to participate in your super hero games as the bad guy…or any other way!”
“Farting in public is not funny or a sporting event! Please stop talking about it and calling it letting loose the skunk butt!”
Oh, I could go on and on!
Thank you!! My son will say loudly in public, “MOM, I have to POOP!” So embarrassing!
Tina @ Life Without Pink´s last [type] ..A Star Wars Conversation
I have definitely said a few of these!!!
Sarah´s last [type] ..Fall Is Coming…{WW #55}
Crazy boys!
I KNOW.
How many times do I say, “You cannot hit someone just because they make you mad!!”
Alexandra´s last [type] ..You Think It’s Easy?
That’s not a slingshot for your Lego men, that’s mommy’s bra!
Debra´s last [type] ..Wordless Wednesday – A Little Girl Can Dream, Can’t She?
More to my two older boys, “What were you thinking?!?!”